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Pitch-deck teardown · $59 one-time

Find out what a VC really thinks of your deck.

Upload your pitch deck. Get a blunt, investor-style teardown in minutes — a score, a verdict, and the fixes that actually matter.

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What you get

Everything a partner would tell you. Nothing they wouldn't.

One report, six sections — built on the rubric investors actually use: narrative, traction, market, ask.

01

The verdict

Would a partner take the meeting? One paragraph, no hedging.

02

A score out of 100

Most decks land 40–60. You'll know exactly where yours stands.

03

Narrative diagnosis

Where your story holds — and the exact slide where it breaks.

04

Slide-by-slide red flags

Every problem slide, what's wrong, and why it matters to an investor.

05

Top 5 fixes

Prioritized and specific. Never "improve design."

06

What's missing

The questions investors will ask that your deck doesn't answer.

Real output

This is what blunt looks like.

Excerpts from a real teardown of Loopwork, a fictional SaaS deck. Yours gets the same treatment.

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Re: Loopwork — fictional SaaS deckReal sample
Verdict: "No. The slide that killed the meeting is Page 5: a $4.8 trillion market with "Capturing just 0.1% = $4.8B opportunity" is the most egregious "divide a big number by a thousand and call it a plan" fallacy I've seen in a while."
Slide 4 red flag"500+ teams on the waitlist!" — a waitlist is not traction, it's a marketing metric that means nothing without conversion rates.
Slide 5 red flag"Capturing just 0.1% = $4.8B opportunity." — you divided a number you made up by a thousand and called it a plan.
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How it works

Three steps. A few minutes.

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Step 1

Upload your PDF

Drag in your deck. Up to 10 pages, straight from your browser.

Step 2

We read it like a partner

The same cold read a VC does skimming at 11pm — narrative, traction proof, ask.

Step 3

Get your report

A score out of 100, every red flag, and the top 5 fixes in priority order.

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Asked, answered.

Is a real VC reading my deck?

No. This is an AI teardown built on the rubric investors actually use — narrative, traction, market, ask. It is blunt on purpose. It is not investment advice and it does not replace a human reader.

Who sees my deck?

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How long does it take?

A few minutes. You will get a link to your report as soon as it is ready.

What if I disagree with the teardown?

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